What would you ask for? How about noxious odors, chemical irritants, and a constant source of moisture to feed that fungus? And because buildings don't file lawsuits, people do, you need folks to get sick. But not just anyone, the most vulnerable and sensitive bunch you can find: children, the elderly, and health conscious people who are the most aware of unhealthy conditions? Plus, just to make sure you get in the papers, wouldn't it be grand if the mayor stopped in once and awhile?
Last, what could you call this place so that people would be drawn in regardless of the potential hazards? Would you be going too far if you called it a health and recreation center? Obviously not, because this litigator's dream-come-true is an everyday nightmare for more and more designers as townships across the country add a recreation center to its list of civic amenities.